Surviving Your FamilyThere once was a Roman named Claudius
Whose family was rather quite naughtius,
Their dispositions so cruel,
He would stutter and drool
To keep them from thinking him haughtius.
It's been a television miniseries, a radio play, a stage production, even an aborted movie starring Charles Laughton. So why not a limerick? I suppose not. You really need a goodly amount of space to tell the story of this runt who would become emperor, at least as it is related here in this fictional reconstruction of his life by Robert Graves, a British World War I veteran who was both a celebrated poet and a Classics scholar in civilian life.
This story is a cacophony of plots and counterplots ranging across more than three generations of a family with life-and-death command over the whole of the known world.