Partly a
first-hand account of the culture of derivatives trading and Wall Street in the
early 1990s, partly a cry for greater regulation in the face of increasingly
out-of-control investment practices, FIASCO
is an entertaining read hampered by a scattershot focus and offputting tone.
Frank Partnoy arrived on Wall Street with an unusual non-finance degree (Law) and a general idea that derivatives were a “safe” if dimly understood instrument of high finance. This illusion faded quickly in a culture where the greatest satisfaction a trader enjoyed was the thrill of ripping someone’s face off, especially that of a trusting investor.
Just do yourself
a favor: Don’t read this while eating:
If you haven’t had
the pleasure of physically comparing different Wall Street trading floors, you
needn’t bother. They are all basically alike. The floor itself is a
checkerboard of stained carpet squares covering a maze of twisted wires and
electronic equipment. These removable squares serve as the lid of a massive
trash can, and hidden below are dozens of half-empty Chinese food containers
and mice. (Mice love trading floors, and banking employees are constantly
discussing creative ways to trap and kill them.)
I spared
you the part where a trader offers Partnoy a steak sandwich he keeps
unrefrigerated at his messy desk. You’re welcome.
Partnoy
lays out a simple maxim: The way you made
money selling derivatives was by trying to blow up your clients. Eventually,
he explains, this led to a multitude of ruined careers and widespread financial
hardship, not to mention legal trouble at the firm where he spent the final
years of his investing career, Morgan Stanley.
Partnoy’s
focus was trading what were once dubbed “Third-World” but by then called
“emerging markets” products. Exactly what were “emerging markets,” anyway?
Partnoy’s explanation showcases the tone that makes FIASCO so readable:
It wasn’t clear
what “emerging” meant, or how these markets might “emerge.” Still, it sounded
awfully good, and it helped cloud the fact that the emerging bond an investor
bought actually was a Peruvian loan that hadn’t paid any interest since the
1800s.
That
same snarky tone makes FIASCO
problematic, at least for me. Partnoy has a wit and a fierce energy that kept
me reading, but the more I read the more I had to wonder how much of his book
was on the level and how much of his Letterman-esque narrative was dialed up
for effect.
The
first hundred pages are the best, and showcase the author on solid ground. Here
Partnoy lays out the journey which took him to Morgan Stanley from a
second-tier competitor, First Boston. He owns up quickly to money as his
motivation, same as it was for everyone else he knew. But the nakedness of
greed at Morgan Stanley took his breath away.
Once
upon a time, as recently as the late 1980s, Morgan Stanley was a sensible giant
where old money and sober deal-making dominated. Then derivatives invaded this
Eden, creating what Partnoy calls “a precarious house of cards.” Traders
embraced a mercenary culture where Soldier
Of Fortune magazines were prominently displayed on desks. At Morgan
Stanley’s Derivatives Products Group, no risk was too great if there was money
to be made, never mind the repercussions:
With the
floodgates of risk open, by the time I arrived in mid-February 1994, any
evidence of the old, stodgy Morgan Stanley had been washed away. The new firm
was a turbo-charged profit machine, generating great risks and even greater
profits and winning the battle of the bulge brackets, mostly because of its new
powerful sales-and-trading operation. By 1994 sales and trading was driving
most of the firm’s revenues, and its engine was fueled by derivatives.
Everything
from the unhealthy recreational habits of Morgan Stanley to their obsessions over bonuses [“I
am not leaving this room until you pay me at least $500,000!”] and Ronald Reagan is exposed
for the reader’s amused edification. One veteran salesman tells Partnoy: “If a bond cannot
be sold with two hockey tickets and a good bottle of wine, the bond cannot be
sold.”
FIASCO was one of a number of books
that came out in the wake of Michael Lewis’ Liar’s
Poker, a first-hand account of double-dealing in the world of equities
trading. FIASCO’s focus on
derivatives lays out a highly-complex milieu of financial instruments that
include such entities as Commodized Mortgage Obligations [CMOs], inverse
floaters, Peso Linked U. S. Dollar Secured [PLUS] Notes, and Principal Exchange
Rate Linked Securities [PERLS].
Sound
confusing? Well, that’s the point. Over and over, Partnoy explains that these
and other like devices are designed not to extract value from a turbulent market,
but to sucker foolish buyers hoping to score windfalls for their shareholders
and pensioners.
Partnoy places you in a hazy jungle where dealers double as predators and a carnivore’s law presides. Partnoy famously quotes John Mack, then president of Morgan Stanley: “There’s blood in the water. Let’s go kill someone.”
Partnoy places you in a hazy jungle where dealers double as predators and a carnivore’s law presides. Partnoy famously quotes John Mack, then president of Morgan Stanley: “There’s blood in the water. Let’s go kill someone.”
Mack is
but a distant figure through most of the book. More prominent is an unnamed,
temperamental executive on the derivatives team known to her co-workers as “Queen
of the RAVs,” RAVs being a particularly dicey derivative that could be likened
in composition to a Chicken McNugget. [Other derivatives are described as
“crap” doled out with yummy icing in the form of high-yield note scraps which make
them palatable to hungry investors.]
There’s
also the Scarecrow, a senior member of Morgan Stanley’s derivatives team whose
name comes from the original Scarecrow’s song in The Wizard Of Oz, “If I Only Had A Brain.”
To build
his thesis of derivatives as a poker game played not by liars but money-mad
pirates, Partnoy pulls out some case examples, which he overheard on the
trading floors of Morgan Stanley and First Boston, and also gleaned from
reviewing some of the big headline stories of the day, like the bankruptcies of
Orange County and Barings Bank, which led to arrests and investigations.
Partnoy
doesn’t make these two approaches cohere, though. He wasn’t at the scene of these
derivative-sparked disasters and presents himself more as an
increasingly-skeptical interpreter of derivatives. His closest association with
a dangerous derivative, an instrument sold to Japanese investors called the
“MX,” led to high tension but no Orange County-caliber bloodshed. The problem
there was that Morgan Stanley made too much at their investors’ unknowing
expense.
Sometimes
Partnoy lands blows with a cagey aside: There
are a few minorities and women on most trading floors, but many of them wear
janitors’ overalls or very short skirts. The
only evidence of any socially progressive act is an occasional toppling stack
of empty yogurt cartons.
“The
only way to become well rounded on a trading floor,” he concludes later on, “is
by eating fattening foods.”
Sometimes,
though, he just sounds shrill, like when he decries the greed of his Wall
Street colleagues or repeatedly points to George Soros as a lone voice of
reason (Soros apparently made all those billions in derivatives without the
taint of greed involved).
By the
end of the book, Partnoy is calling for tighter regulation and more government
spending to control the big-money boys like Morgan Stanley. He even gives you
the number for Morgan Stanley’s Derivatives Products Group so you can call them
and complain. He pushes the “den-of-thieves” line so strongly, you wonder just
how Morgan Stanley survived and thrived the way they did if they really were
just ripping off everyone they could.
Why, if
Morgan Stanley was so shameless, did they worry so about being exposed? One odd
scene shows the Queen of RAVs blowing a gasket when she spots the word “derivative”
in the prospectus Partnoy prepared for one such instrument. She forced Partnoy
to work the rest of the night eliminating all such references. Later, after
MX’s successful launch, there is much consternation about Morgan Stanley’s
excess profits over their fees. This doesn’t make sense if the whole game was
as shameless as he paints it here.
As it
goes on, FIASCO struggles with narrative drift, like when the author goes to
Japan to sell derivatives there. He spends a lot of time on his homesickness
and his discomfort over a culture even more ethically challenged than what he
left. By then, Partnoy is ready to leave the business. For all his entertaining
potshots, I was ready for it to end, too.
I
actually thought Partnoy did a better job explaining derivatives than Michael
Lewis did explaining the equities market in Liar’s
Poker. But Partnoy doesn't have the characters Lewis had, and more
damningly, lacks the empathy to get under anyone’s skin. He doesn't only
dislike the rainmakers – he dislikes everyone.
Never
mind poor Scarecrow. One harmless fellow working a less strenuous repurchase
agreement desk is cavalierly likened to Lenny, the simple-minded loser of
Steinbeck’s Of Mice And Men. Like
many liberals, Partnoy gushes with humanitarian concern, only he doesn’t seem to
like people.
To be
sure, I enjoyed FIASCO. But the more
I read, the more I felt at odds with the author, and disengaged from his choppy
narrative.
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