Come for the Sex, Stay for the Revolution
Sex
sells. That’s an idea as old as history itself. Sex sells even when the subject is history, as John Jakes amply
demonstrated with the release of this, the first of eight lusty novels tracing
the history of an American family spreading their seed from just before the
American Revolution to the dawn of the 20th century.
It sure worked for me as a sexually curious 11-year-old when The Bastard first came into my ken, not as a novel but as a miniseries on syndicated television. Among its stars was the fresh and lovely Kim Cattrall and that icon of horny 1970s boys, Olivia Hussey, who memorably appeared semi-nude in a popular film adaptation of Romeo & Juliet sometimes screened at school. In “The Bastard,” the two engaged in a battle of plunging necklines and flashing thighs over the title protagonist, one Philippe Charboneau.
The
pulchritudinous spectacle, however circumscribed by broadcast standards of the
time, was enough to propel me into a bookstore to get the unrated version. With
a title like that, you knew it had to be good.
And
it was.
The rhythm
quickened. The girl’s hands worked up and down his back. He could feel her
broken, work-blunted nails. The scratching only made him breathe more and more
frantically. Uncontrollable surgings began in the depths of him, then roared
outward in what his addled mind crazily decided was a most consuming,
astonishing and remarkable cure for bruises and bad memories.
Then
Mama walks in. Not mine, Philippe’s, putting a halt to the first of several assignations
throughout this book. Marie Charboneau wants her son to have nothing to do with
scullery maids, not when he’s the illegitimate son of the sixth Duke of
Kentland. When she gets tipped her old lover is dying, she and Philippe set
sail from France to collect on his legacy. Events and relations conspire to
deny them that legacy. Soon hot-blooded Philippe is on the run, having angered
his half-brother by ruining both his hand and his fiancée. Philippe finds a
haven, and a cause, across the Atlantic.
That
cause is really the subject of The
Bastard. It’s also the subtext of the title, as revealed in an introductory
quotation from former British prime minister William Pitt discussing
resistance in the American colonies of North America: “The Americans are the
sons, not the bastards, of England!”
Jakes
strategically launched this, the first volume of his Kent Family Chronicles, to
tie in with the 200th anniversary of the Declaration of
Independence. It paid off handsomely. The
Bastard and its sequels were huge Bicentennial bestsellers. By 1978, when
my hormones and I enter the picture, “The Bastard” had become a grand
television event, with an all-star cast that included well-known TV actors trying
their hand as historical personages. See Tom
Bosley, Mr. C. on “Happy Days,” as Benjamin Franklin! William Shatner as Paul
Revere! And so on.
The
idea of turning American history into a “Love Boat” episode should have proved
ghastly. Instead “The Bastard” was a hit on television, and you see why reading
the novel. John Jakes’ approach is on spectacle and cameo, not to mention
plenty of set-piece action driving a fluid plot.
Philippe
finds himself defending his mother from his wicked half-brother Roger; fighting
off a gang of ruffians in London; singled out in an alley by a saber-wielding Redcoat
after participating in the Boston Tea Party; and finally exchanging musket fire
at Concord.
The
sex really works, too; not only as condiment but commentary on Philippe’s
journey. He finds himself in a Betty-and-Veronica situation with two women,
each of whom enjoy his sex play and want him for their own. One, Alicia, is a
British noblewoman who covets status and money. The other, Anne, is a Boston
patriot who believes in independence – including how she conducts her life in a
man’s world.
“I
want you for a lover,” she tells Philippe. “With no conditions, no promises,
no pledges about tomorrow or a fine house, because there’s no certainty of any
of that after what happened with the tea.”
Like
his adopted land, Philippe must choose his destiny. “No man can remain neutral
in the coming struggle,” Anne tells him, and it is so for him. Will he be the
ducal Philippe, represented by a letter of paternal acknowledgement his mother
carries in a symbolic casket? Or will he be Philip Kent, as he christens
himself after arriving in Boston?
Jakes
is strictly a ham-and-egger in terms of prose stylings. He has his moments, but
serves up some clunkers, too. People often talk like Wikipedia pages, offering
up paragraphs of exposition on everything from the British prime minister to
the role of the printing press in society.
Anne
thus explains to Philip on the tactics of the chief revolutionist in Boston,
Samuel Adams: “For all his questionable methods, I think Mr. Adams is correct
about one thing. A small oppression only proceeds a larger one…That is what the
Committee of Correspondence is trying to impress on the other colonies – what
happens in Boston could very well happen to them. So we must stand together.”
As
a youngster reading this, though, I found the history cram useful. For one
thing, it made the sex seem even more important than it already was. It also imbued
a sense of history as something living, breathing, vital, such as this account
of Philip and his mates in costume getting ready to board British cargo ships
to commence the Boston Tea Party.
By now, the
effects of the rum punch had completely worn off. Philip felt the gnaw of fear
again. So did those around him. There were furtive glances, scowls, teeth
nervously chewing underlips…
The watching
enlisted men and officers did not draw their weapons or attempt to interfere.
Nor did the mob molest them – except verbally. The British gave back a few
curses and shaken fists, but nothing more. Perhaps they were awaiting a signal?
Philip started to sweat again.
The
history is important to Jakes; you sense he respects it at times more than he
does the characters and situations he invents. This can stiffen other exercises
in historical fiction; not here.
My
theory on Jakes’ success as a writer is based on first-hand observation: People
come expecting to be titillated, and they are – although his sex scenes are not
explicit by modern standards, featuring much groping and perfumed hair and sweaty
upper lips and “soft valleys” and whatnot, they still pack a punch. But readers
stick around because he makes the history matter, too.
Jakes’
other great strength demonstrated here is yarn-spinning. He came to the Kent
Family Chronicles with an extensive background as a writer of fantasy,
specifically the originator of a Conan-the-Barbarian type named Brak. He knows
how to get your blood going, either on a bed or a battlefield, and propels you forward with a story that hardly pauses for more than a
couple of pages. Chapters are short and crammed with incident.
The
cameos of historical personages have the potential for coming across as silly
and indulgent. At least one does fall into this category: Philippe’s encounter
with the imperious British prime minister, Lord North, outside his father’s
estate. Philippe refuses to move for Lord North and is upbraided for his impertinence.
Philippe does this as dramatic foreshadowing for his taking up the rebel cause; otherwise the harsh encounter makes no sense.
Other
encounters work both for the story arc as well as the historical context. Jakes
has a great scene of Philippe calling on Benjamin Franklin as the happy inventor indulges
himself in an “air bath,” sitting naked in his room with the windows wide open,
explaining how this is how he combats the polluted London air.
“Is
there any need for false prudery among gentlemen?” he asks an astonished
Philippe, who repairs for a needed drought of Madeira.
The
rest of this encounter presents Jakes with a neat opportunity to lay out the
practicality of the American cause, then less a matter of open rebellion than a
declaration of natural rights as they pertain to loyal Englishmen abroad,
rights which Franklin argues includes not to be taxed without having a say in
the matter. The idea of there being gradations to the American drive for
self-actualization is one that Jakes spends much time elaborating upon. For
every Samuel Adams Philip encounters, a messy firebrand of rabid revolutionary
sentiment, there are practical-minded figures like Franklin for whom
rebellion is more a matter of reason and basic human rights, entered into with
eyes wide open and all conservative options considered.
It’s
good stuff, and there is much of it to be found in The Bastard. Reading it as a kid, I found it quite gripping in the
main. Reading it now as a man closer in age to Franklin than Philippe, I was
happily surprised to discover how well it holds up. It’s a journey worth taking
even after an age where the great mystery of sex has long passed its sell-by
date.
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